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MINION DEATH CULT: LIVE MOVIE COMMENTARY WITH SPECIAL GUEST BRYAN QUINBY

2024

Director

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Starring

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Runtime

100 minutes

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The world is ending. Podcast hosts making fun of right-wing vanity film projects are to blame.

No one has ventured deeper into the noxious and fetid swamps of conservative online comment sections than Alexander Edward and Tony Boswell, the psychologically invulnerable hosts of the podcast MINION DEATH CULT. And they alone have escaped to tell thee. Dredging your mee-maw’s genocidal Facebook feed for comedy and understanding, the duo have spent the past seven years staring directly into the abyss and finding out just what the most deranged Americans have to say about The Issues. Folks, it’s not good!

Now they’ve invited a very special guest, the world's most normal man Bryan Quinby — host of GUYS, THE P.O.D. KAST and formerly the legendary STREET FIGHT RADIO — to join them to provide live commentary to an absolutely exceptional MYSTERY MOVIE.

Does a high school quarterback taking a knee during the national anthem send you into a psychotic rage? Then this is the movie for you. Written by, directed by and starring a forgotten reactionary TV star, this is a green-screen, anti-teen fever dream raging against the modern world while flying the flag loud and proud.

Sanity will prevail.