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Seattle, WA 98118

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$POSITIONS

2025

Director

Brandon Daley

Starring

Michael Kunicki

Trevor Dawkins

Kaylyn Carter

Vinny Kress

Runtime

97 minutes

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Driven by desperation, an overinflated ego, and an overwhelming responsibility to support his special-needs brother and alcoholic father, possibly polyamorous, addiction-prone, straight-edge neckbeard Mike, turns to the erratic world of cryptocurrencies for help. After hitting it mid with XMUN-coin, all of Mike’s problems disappear. He quits his dead-end but stable job, convinces his devoted girlfriend to open up their relationship, reconnects with his recently sober cousin, and even gets invited to his first party! However, Mike’s greed and inexperience with being the It Guy around town send him spiraling into a series of bad decisions that threaten more than just his bank account!

“Billy Wilder once said that in act one of a movie, you trap your protagonist in a tree, in the second act you throw rocks lat him, and in the third act you set the tree on fire. $POSITIONS follows that structure exactly.Positioned between the Safdie Brothers ‘Oh, dear God, this can’t possibly get any more stressful’ model and big Hollywood comedies with gross-out gags galore, including one that should put you off citrus drinks forever.” - Matt Zoller Seitz

“The feel bad comedy of the summer!” - Colin Burgess