LOVE IS A COUNTRY OF TWO AND TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT!

Population: YOU AND ME, BABY. No laws, no extradition treaties, no age of consent for declaring war on the world. Just a couple of heartsick degenerates making goo-goo eyes at each other while the whole rotten place goes up in flames. Romance is the oldest form of temporary insanity, and these nine movies are what happens when the patients steal the ambulance. Forget everything you've heard about healthy relationships. Love isn't healthy! Love is a contagious disease, a suicide pact with kissing, a homemade religion with two worshippers and a jealous god. It's the most beautiful thing in the world unless somebody calls the cops. And if the whole human race has a problem with that, the whole human race can get fucked.